Who's on first?
(a typical day in the Comments box)
What: whoopee, first!
I don't know: first for the first time! Yay!
Abbott: wait a minute, Who's on first!
I don't know: What? I thought I was first.
Abbott: No, Who is first. What is second.
What: OK, got it. I'm second. Who's first.
Costello: @ What, I don't know.
Abbott: @Costello, you're mixing up the first with the third. Who's first. Third: I don't know.
Costello: @Abbott, if you don't know, just let it drop. What's the point, anyway?
Abbott: @Costello, I know the order, but I didn't know What's the point. What was second.
Costello: @ Abbott, that's exactly what I've been asking you! Who was first? Who was second? Who was third?
Who: no, I was just first. What was second.
Costello: I DON'T KNOW! YOU TELL ME!
I don't know: tell u what, Costello? What's the question?
Abbott: no What's second.
Costello: I don't know.
I don't know: What?
Who: and OUT!
Abbott: Who's the first out!
Costello: Who is.
Abbott: That's what I just said!
Costello: Oh, for crying out loud. I give up!
I give up: What? I'm still here!
What: OK, I give up.
I don't know: What, are you giving up?
What: I'm not giving up, Costello is.
I give up: no, that's me. Costello quit, I think. I don't know why.
Why: I'm here! Who was first?
I give up: How did you know that?
Sadly, this went on for more than 1600 comments. Some say the posts continue even today. At least we know Who escaped the room.