[screen is completely black]
What's that you say? The game isn't loading? Oh, nononono [laughter] it's supposed to be a black screen.
Oh, but yes, it's fun! Just click on the screen until 10 one-dollar bills appear in your inventory at the top of the screen.
And don't forget to click on "esacap" when you've gotten them all!
Oops! Forgot to mention this: you have to find 12 playing cards also.
OK, it's like this: you get 10 one-dollar bills and 12 playing cards and 20 magnetic stripe cards, all in total darkness!
What could possibly be more fun?!
[zzst zzst zzst]
I don't actually know what a root canal is, but I bet it's not more fun than this!
[rrrrggg rrrrggg rrrrggg]
Oh, you're funny! Being tied down in the desert on a hill of fireants after you've been covered with honey! What a picture that would be, ha ha!
But, getting back to this game, you really just find 10 one-dollar bills and 12 playing cards and 20 magnetic stripe cards and letters of the alphabet that spell out "Hell's Dollhouse".
Oh, dear, I keep forgetting to mention that the letters of the alphabet are printed in invisible ink!
[sound of rifle being loaded and cocked]
Ok, then, Good luck and Have fun!!!!
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