Saturday, May 30, 2009

Escape the Escape Game 

While exploring the internet on a sleepless night, you have wandered haphazardly into an Escape Game.  You have never played an Escape Game before and don’t know what this is all about.  Intrigued, you click on the link that says “Read more”, and enter the strange land of…. 

            The Live Game Posts!

 LouieSpitouie said…

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30/05/09 21:23

 

LouieSpitouie said…

            Anybody else here???

30/05/09 21:25

 

dodgeball84 said…

            here, Louie, and raring to go!  Woo hoo!

30/05/09 21:26

 

raccooneyez said…

            so far, have bungee cords (3), screwdriver (Phillips head), spanner, cutters, torch, 3 batteries (used), 5 keys (one red, two green, and 2 yellow), note with numbers on it, complete encyclopedia of Japanese phrases (with English translations), table of useful numbers (including Fibonacci, Pi to 97,876,439,560,231 decimal points, etc.), dates of all international holidays (including those of remote Pacific Island nations) illustration of Borromean rings, and two rutabagas.

30/05/09 21:27

 

LouieSpitouie said…

            Hey, gimme a break, I never been first before!

30/05/09 21:27

 

dodgeball84 said…

            @raccooneyez, WTF? How did you find all that stuff??? WHERE did you find all that stuff??????

30/05/09 21:28

 

raccooneyez said…

            took top two leaves from plant and put them in food processor.  Used resulting paste in mold that I made using pulverized plaster from wall (obtained with chisel) mixed with boiling water (obtained by putting water in the teapot found under the bed and heating it on the gas stove after locating gas cylinder in shed by back door, which I unlocked using key found inside teapot, and lighting the gas stove with matches found under pillow.  Put mold in freezer, which required entering code found by …

30/05/09 21:29

 

LouieSpitouie AND dodgeball84 AND OZMETA AND zablinda said…

            @raccooneyez, Oh, for crying out loud, SHUT UP!!!

30/05/09 21:30

 

raccooneyez said…

            and OUT!

30/05/09 21:31

 

zablinda said…

            where is screwdriver, please?

30/05/09 21:33

 

dodgeball84 said…

            found S.D.!!!!! under bed

30/05/09 21:33

 

OZMETA said…

            Got screwdriver and opened cabinet.  Got pink dinosaur egg.  Now looking for incubator.

30/05/09 21:34

 

LouieSpitouie said…

            Got a dinosaur egg; think I drank too many screwdrivers, lol.

30/05/09 21:35

 

dodgeball84 said…

            your dinosaur is pink???  Mine looks more chautreuse…

30/05/09 21:35

 

chachacha said…

            new game!!!! Gotta catch up!!!

30/05/09 21:37

 

zablinda said…

            I got a blue dinosaur egg!!!  Look under cabinet beside refrigerator after finding screwdriver.

30/05/09 21:37

 

OZMETA said…

            Did anybody hatch their dinosaur yet?  Still looking for incubator…

30/05/09 21:39

 

chachacha said…

            oK, got dinosaur egg, but mine is yellow.  Now stuck!

30/05/09 21:40

 

dodgeball 84 said…

            @OZMETA, u don’t need incubator, just put the egg in the oven and leave the scene, then go back and you’ve got a dinosaur!!!

30/05/09 21:42

 

LouieSpitouie said…

            Hey there’s a new Curlee game!  Find the dust bunnies!  Forget these friggin dinosaurs, I’m gonna go dust bunny huntin’, yeah!

30/05/09 21:43

 

 

The posts appear to end here.

 But, wait, here’s a new one:

 

raccooneyez said…

            Found 21 dust bunnies in 19 seconds and now back.

30/05/09 21:57

 

raccooneyez said…

            Anybody still here?  Hello?

30/05/09 22:03

 

 

You scratch your head and wonder just what this is all about.  As you go to exit the screen you notice a link above the posts that says “play this game”.  Well, you might as well take the bait and see what this is all about.  It couldn’t hurt, right?

 

2 hours and 41 minutes later, you emerge from the room as the proud parent of 8 dinosaurs (in various colors, no less) and the knowledge that you (Yes, YOU!) got the Good End.

 

Even though it’s very, very late and you have an early morning meeting, you decide to check out the Curlee Dust Bunnies game.  I mean, it couldn’t hurt, right???

 

[post-script: you may want to proceed directly to the “Escape Gamers Anonymous Meeting” at this point.  Then again, it’s probably too late.]

3 comments:

  1. Hey, zoz! I think it's too late for this poor lad! Then again, too late for us, because there still isn't any "Zoz Blog Readers Anonymous Meeting", or is there?
    Sooo addicted! I hope you got many gifts for your birthday, although the best gifts cannot be bought, IMHO. (And none will be half as good as what you deserve.)
    You are making me wet my pants from so much laughing! Please, keep it coming! :D

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  2. hi zoz, as always this was greatly totally extremely extraordinarily funny :D
    lol in every game there's someone like raccooneyez and if it's the first time I see the guy I suspect him of being the game maker ;)

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  3. Zoz, this is just brilliant! And so dead on! ROFL!

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